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This blog is a rather accurate representation of myself. Unorganized, full of text posts, and my random interests. Along with a little bit of angst, random quotes, all topped off with my shitty sense of humor.

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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thirstyfortroyler:

Just for future reference BBC Radio 1

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

Anonymous said: what is a dream of yours?

lenoreos:

If I could do anything? If I could do anything, I think I would shrink myself to the size of a mouse. I’d leave the world of men behind me forever and live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology, and art to those uncultured swine. And I would build tiny tools for their mouse hands, out of toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be their king, nay their prince! Gilderoy, the mouse prince, ruling from my grand castle, inches high, carved from the finest cheeses. And there, I would dwell with my three mouse wives, and my twelve mouse concubines. Oh but the wars we’d have with the frogs… Terrible, just terrible. Those metal mice warriors the atrocities they’ve seen. Yes, that is my dream. My secret dream. 

im-my-only-trinity:

Dan Howell’s toilet paper

im-my-only-trinity:

Dan Howell’s toilet paper